(Guys, I did take some pix and some of them are XXX rated, especially the ones that were taken in one session by one LB while I was well into it with another. But I promised the girls I wouldn't show them - and they did ask about that. Maybe they're getting a bit too internet savvy. So, sorry folks. For 'reference' and 'illustrative' purposes, I'll post a few saucy ones that have already appeared, where they're relevant.)
Took the 3 a.m. overnight flight from Dubai which landed at noon, LOS time. A lousy flight for Emirates Business Class. It was a really old plane that had seen too much wear and tear. Most of the seats didn't recline properly and, as everyone wanted to go to sleep, the trolley dollies had to go round pushing them back by simple brute force. Emirates are victims of their own success. They're just getting too popular and they're starting to creak under the pressure of demand for their flights.
Then it took over an hour to get through immigration at Soovarnaboooom. Dozens of annoying Russian queue jumpers.
But finally got through and was greeted by one of Mister Toom's smiley, efficient drivers.
(100% recommended - they've never once let me down.)
We were on our way!
As we got to the outskirts of Pattaya and I was thinking of the delights that lay ahead, I realised I had a hard-on. It's not often you get sexually aroused by the sight of a row of shops and a traffic jam.
Checked into the Sandy Spring, Soi 13. Lovely staff and a nice hotel. But like the Emirates plane (and like me, to be fair) it's starting to look a bit worn out. It's still fine, no complaints whatsoever, but I think I might treat myself and splash out on somewhere more upmarket next time. LK Renaissance looks good.
Anyway, took it easy in the afternoon then turned up at Stringfellows early evening, showered, shaved and ready to rumble.
My number one priority was to get up close and personal with Kang. I'd seen her around on previous visits and chatted with her, but had never had the, er, pleasure. I was determined to put that right. In fact I have to admit I'd developed a major crush on her. I even had a pic of her as my screensaver. A couple of fellow BMs who know her had done me a favour and told her she had a fervent admirer arriving on Wednesday night (you know who you are guys, thanks a million). She'd taken note, had asked to be sent a photo of me so she'd recognise me, and was primed and waiting, She'd even been to the hairdressers and had a special make-up done to make herself look double gorgeous, bless her.
But there was something else I knew I'd have to do first.
When I was in Patts last summer, I spent a few really great nights with May, then at Goldfingers, now at Stringfellows. They weren't consecutive nights (which does make a difference!) and I hadn't made any promises to her that I wasn't planning to keep. Even so, I felt that if she was around, I'd have to talk to her and square it away with her. Sure enough, the very first person I saw when I pushed through the curtains into the bar was May. She threw her arms around me, kissed me and almost immediately showed me her stunning new tits, which she is enormously chuffed with. She did look mouthwateringly good. But I told her I'd come to see Kang and she realised it was me that Kang had been told about me and was waiting for me tonight. Good as gold, she went to fetch her, introduced us and faded into the background.
It was a strange first few minutes; I think we'd both been thinking about it and built it up a bit too much in our minds. Well, maybe she hadn't but I certainly had. Normally in an LB encounter, you get to know each other by snogging furiously and reaching for each other's cocks. But here we were, making awkward conversation, like on a first date. She did try it on and asked me if I knew that that she charged 3000 for LT and I told her (despite the crush I had on her) that she had more chance of being struck by lightning, so she instantly backed down and said "up to you" which was good but it dampened the atmosphere even more. But then I mentioned the business with May (trying to establish my credentials as a nice guy) and the ice broke.
"We not jealous," she said. "You can take who you like." Then she beckoned May over, kissed her hard and aggressively, grabbed her hair, slapped her face and shoved her mouth down onto her cock. May responded enthusiastically then did the same to Kang. Then Kang snogged me, hard. Then the three of us came together in a deep, pulsating, three way kiss. "You want take us both?" Kang suggested sweetly. I tell you, these girls should go round giving lectures on salesmanship!
(By the way, while all this was going on, I was also trying to have a get-to-know-you chat with Somchai, whom I hadn't met before. He did notice that I was a little bit distracted. Sorry about that mate - hope to have a quiet beer with you some time soon!)
We sat and had a few more drinks. Then, as it was only about 10 o'clock, I asked them if they wanted to go somewhere. They wanted to go to the 'new coffee place', which turned out to be Starbucks (although they don't know it's called Starbucks, globalisation hasn't had that much effect on them, I'm glad to say), in the new mall on 2nd Road. They drank their cafe lattes and ate their cookies with childlike enthusiasm. Then they wanted to go to the new bowling alley, which is also in the mall, upstairs. We played a few games and had a good laugh. May was wearing an extremely tiny, sexy black dress which her glorious new tits kept spilling out of. She looked amazingly cute in that and her little hired bowling shoes. Kang had a hilarious bowling style, taking an illegally long run-up and slinging the ball like she wanted to kill someone with it, which she could have done, easily. She scored more strikes than we did, but also put it into the gutter more times. A couple of times, God knows how, but she managed to throw the ball backwards over her shoulder, so it landed with a crash somewhere near the bar. At the end, she came last, I came a close second and May, even though she hadn't won any of the individual sets, had the total highest score and came first.
(Having breakfast a few days later, May told me that it had been her birthday that night, April 3rd, and showed me her passport to prove it. She hadn't wanted to tell anyone about it at the time, too shy, but she was really happy that we'd gone out that night and done something fun. These girls really can be endearing!)
Finally it was time to head back to the hotel. I was starting to feel the effects of the overnight flight now, so I just lay on my back and they knelt over me so I could enjoy sucking two gorgeous LB cocks and tonguing their arses till they both came on my face. Heaven! Exactly what I'd come to Pattaya for!
Afterwards, we sat on the balcony for a while, smoking, drinking and chatting for a bit.Just chilling. It really was an easy, relaxed feeling. We'd never got round to discussing LT or ST, but Kang resolved that by yawning, getting up and and going to bed. She was asleep in about a minute. May and I had a last naughty interlude on the balcony, featuring an unbelievably passionate deep blowjob from her, then we went to bed too with me in the middle. The three of us snuggled up close and I fervently thanked my lucky stars. There are times when life is just too good.
I can't give you a night-by-night, blow-by-blow account of the following nights. My memory doesn't work that way and it doesn't matter anyway. But boy, did I have fun! Usually when I go to Pattaya I go for maybe 70% GGs and 30% LBs. But this trip was 100% LB.
A couple of times during the day, I went to Soi 6. Here's a good tip - to save getting dragged into a bar you might not want to go into, and to give yourself time to make a leisurely choice, park yourself in the Queen Victoria pub. You can get a nice pint of ice cold beer and scope out several of the bars across the road. The Red Light bar, opposite, has two sexy LBs among the GGs. I tried them both on consecutive days. Rattling dirty shags and the ST rooms were OK, not too skanky, for Soi 6.
I only went down Walking Street one night, and that was only because I was with a group of friends - many of them first timers in Patts - and they wanted to see it. But I'm really not keen on it these days.
We went into Whats Up Bar and Peppermint and I really couldn't see the point. They're very impersonal, the girls have an obvious superstar attitude, and they're just too touristy. A bit like those Aberdeen Steak Houses in central London; only tourists ever go in them, people who actually live there would never dream of it. That night, I ended up taking the group into Linda Bar. Even the strict non-LB fanciers agreed it was the best place we'd been into in WS. Totally no pressure, quiet enough to have a conversation, and plenty of sexy stunners to look at and flirt with!
One married couple in my group picked up an LB in Linda bar, which led to a little bit of trouble later. He's been topped once before on a trip to Singapore, which he loved, and she's very much game for a laugh, so they were looking for an LB to top them both. They picked up a very sweet, demure, shy young thing. She went back with them, did the deed with both of them and stayed all night. As they had no idea at all about charges (and I'd forgotten to mark their card), they asked her how much they should give her - and the silly girl only asked for 500 baht! She could have got four times that amount, or more. So the next night I took them into Stringfellows, but I left them to it after an hour or so, as I wanted to go home with Kang. He was really drunk, got up and did a bit of pole dancing and got his erect cock out and waved it about, which wasn't a pretty sight (as another mate of mine observed the next day, "he really hasn't got the hang of this yet, has he?") Then they BFed one of the girls but when they got back to the hotel, before anything happened, she said she'd want 1500, which was still pretty reasonable for two of them. But understandably, they thought they were being ripped off. There was a row and she went home empty handed. Shame. Just a misunderstanding, but it happened.
The next night, Ambassador Kang told me about it, and I told them. I also told them that buying a few lady drinks would be much appreciated and would get them a lot more attention and understanding. They made sure to do the right thing after that and even rang the bell a couple of times. So all OK in the end.
For me, I spent most of the next nights in Stringfellows, including Bob's birthday party, and I just had the best of all possible times. What a ball!
On one particular early evening around 7 when Bob wasn't there (sorry Bob), I was treated to a display of cock waggling I've never seen and will never forget in my life. At one point I had a cock in each hand, one in my mouth and another mouth sucking mine. Positions changed several times. At one point I looked around at the cock I was wanking with my left hand and I realised that the girl had changed, without me noticing. I'd never even seen her before. "Who are you?" I asked, genuinely surprised. She just giggled, got up on the bench and stuck it in my mouth. Fucking amazing. Mind you, it cost me a total of 25 lady drinks in well under an hour, but every baht was well spent. Then, when it came to the checkbin I didn't have enough money! Mamasan said no problem, pay next time, but I didn't feel right about that, so the blessed Kang stepped in and paid the whole bill. I went to the ATM and brought the money straight back for her. She's such a good kid.
In various permutations, sometimes alone, sometimes in a combo, I took Kang a few times, May a few times, plus Tete, Emma, Fern and one new one whose name escapes me.
I took Kang at her word about the girls not being jealous and I took quite a few of them home or had ST fun with them upstairs. One slight word of caution - no matter what they say, it's actually quite a high risk strategy to take loads of girls from the same bar. You do need diplomacy, upfront honesty, charm - and plenty of lady drinks - to smooth things over. Even with that, I did detect a few cold stares and bitchy comments between them when I took one of them out instead of one of the others. But never mind, I'm sure they forgot me days ago and are already bitching about new rivalries.
One last word about Kang. On one of the other LB forums she recently got slagged off a bit for being an indifferent shag. The criticism was that she's great at smiling and posing sexily, but she doesn't really get it on.
I'm not going to leap angrily to her defense. In fact, quite honestly, if you're after a fast and furious ST shag, I wouldn't recommend her (see my awards section below). But I can honestly say that I've been extremely lucky in love, lucky enough to shag some incredibly beautiful GG women over my lifetime, including top dollar P4P girls, some fashion and glamour models and even a fairly famous French movie actress (you'd instantly know the name, but only for one notorious film. Yes, I truly, honestly have shagged her).
And Kang is among the two or three most beautiful of all the women I've ever been with. It would almost be worth spending the money just to look at her beautiful face and body all night (almost, but not quite, you still want to get shagged!)
She's also great company, exceptionally good hearted and has a great sense of style. She looks a million dollars when she dresses up, not in a horny way but in an elegant way.
It has to be said that she's also a complex character and after three or more turbulent years in the business, I think she's a bit surprised and disappointed that the mythical knight in shining armour still hasn't turned up to take her out of it, as has happened with several of her colleagues. I don't doubt that it's only a matter of time.
In bed, it does take a little bit of patience and chemistry to get her to relax and uninhibited. But the last night I spent with her was just wonderful. She was very aggressive and demanding, and quite domineering about what she wanted. And I fucking loved that. Kang, here's to you my darling!
Finally, my Stingfellows awards:
Most beautiful: Kang (obviously)
Best GFE: May (sorry Kang)
Hardest, most upright cock: May (no doubt about that)
Best fast and furious filthy fuck: Fern
Most amount of cum: Emma (oh my God, we're talking pints here!)
Best kisser and cuddler: Tete
And finally, the most underratedly handsome man in the whole of Pattaya: Somchai.
Night all.
entrox
04-19-2008, 07:16 PM
awsome report.. really enjoyed it..
Seems as you could fulfull your dreams...
Here are a few reference pix, as promised. I would have copied and pasted more, but Somchai's recent 'tit and cock fest' thread seems to have disappeared, unles I'm just pissed and can't find it.
This is Kang looking like a supermodel, May looking like a wet dream, and Somchai, looking devastating.
Somchai
04-20-2008, 03:12 AM
Otho- what can I say- an awesome piece of writing- and thanks for posting it.
The Stringfellows tits and cock thread is still there in case you need some reminders.
Thanks one again- from the very handsome and enormously flattered . Somchai
condor
04-20-2008, 10:19 AM
Otho you wrote: "so I just lay on my back and they knelt over me so I could enjoy sucking two gorgeous LB cocks and tonguing their arses till they both came on my face. Heaven! Exactly what I'd come to Pattaya for!"
I can't tell you how your words just hit home. I am very similar to you in that you usually go with GGs. I have recently discovered the wonderful world of LB's and I can't wait to sample these beautiful women in Patts. I did my first sampling of LBs in Bangkok in January and absolutely loved it !
I keep hearing about all these places in Patts like Stringfellows, Goldfingers, etc. and after reading your post, it makes me want to hop onto the plane immediately if not sooner. LOL
Thanks for the great post mate and look forward to reading more of your posts in the future. Also ..thanks for photos - being a newbie to this scene - and not being familiar with all the popular LBs names - it definitely helps to put a face (and body) to the names you mention in your story.
until later....
stickyfingers
04-20-2008, 06:17 PM
Hi Otho,
Congratulations on an excellent trip report there.
Can concur with what you say about most things there (even about Emirates lol) as am regular traveller to Patts myself.
Good choice in the girls there and wil have to try May who looks a doll!!!!!!
Have had the pleasure of Kangs company on few occasions and you do get drawn in by her beauty I admit althought the chain smoking did put me off and the ST we had twice was a bit flat and methodical but friendly enough compared to some others have been with there.
She always mentioned shes on look out for regular bf but i just joked along with it as am always on look out for another ST with another Lb but someone will no doubt snap her up.
Will no doubt see them in Strings if theyre back from Singers in July.
Cheers
Sticky
Thanks for your very kind words everyone. Right now I'm sitting at home and just wishing I was there, gathering further material for another report!
khun.bkk
04-21-2008, 11:17 PM
great post: I am off to Pattaya in 15 days, I just want to find that seat you were in! Hell it will still be warm.
Monty
04-22-2008, 08:27 AM
Let me know when you will be there Khun BKK as I aim to be there at the same time if you need a wingman!
vangough05
05-01-2008, 06:47 AM
:)Fantastic read mate. Well written and a dam good yarn
hugomail
01-07-2009, 08:46 PM
great read, sounds as though time was well spent.
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